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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
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by Randy Brooks
at 2008-04-08 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
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at 2008-03-22 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'll be Cloned for Christmas,
There’ll be three of me;
One to Work, and One to Shop,
And One just for Parties.
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by D M Goldstein
at 2008-03-04 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
In my home town shopping mall last night.
I knew it must be him
Santa is a very slim.
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by The Fibs
at 2008-03-04 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;
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at 2008-03-04 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
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at 2008-03-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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